Yesterday I worked. Danielle and I were super stressed, because it was unreal busy. After work I spent the night at her house, so we decided to go for a drive around 11, because her rents are gone for a while and we had no curfew. Our parents are very strict with curfews, so this was a big deal. Wait, before that we went to McDonald's and got stalked by Mallory, she was creepy as hell. Then we saw her today and she flipped us off. Necessary? No. Anyways.. So we were driving last night in West Bethel looking for something to do. Well we decided to turn around because there was too much construction. Then I got a brillant idea to hit a barrel on the side of the road, it was the worst idea I've ever had. This is how it went:
Me- "Hey! I should try and knock that barrel over! Wouldn't that be funny?!"
Danielle- "No, Danel don't!"
Me- "Come on it will be wicked fun!"
Danielle- "haha OK!!" Turns out the barrel was blocking off an entire sandpit on the side of the road. You can only imagine what happened. Well my entire right side of the car was completely buried in sand. Yeah, I'm a fucking moron. So we had no flashlight, no hazard lights and no one was around. We were screwed! So Danielle decided to try and dig us out with a mini, plastic, pretend garbage can from Frosty's. It didn't help. Then I woke Cassidy up and he had to come rescue us. OK then this happened:
Me- "OMG! This is so bad, this is like a senario from a scary movie! Two teenage girls on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night."
Danielle- "OMG, I know..."
Me- "Yeah, like some guys could just come and rape us.."
---two seconds later, a guy walks to my car
Danielle- "AHHHHHHHHHHH!, Holy shit RUN!!
Danel- "Oh my fucking god, who are you?! SHHIIIT!"
(a little bit of screaming for a while)
Billy- "Uhh sorry, didn't mean to scare you...but I'm here to help you guys."
Danielle and Danel- "No, no you didn't scare us, we're cool."
Then Cassidy showed up and he kinda stood around and Billy went and got a shovel and Danielle whipped out a beach chair, sat in the sand and starting singing. She doesn't help at all. Then we realized we were making no progress so I called AAA. The guy told me to be quiet and laughed at me. I was not impressed. Cassidy pushed my car with his van and it helped a little, after I finally put it in Drive. I was in Park mostly. I told you I'm retarded. Then the tow truck guy came and he also laughed at me. Oh yeah and we saw his hairy buttcrack. It was lovely. Ten minutes later, my car was free! Yay! I was in the sandpit for about an hour and a half. What's even worse on the way home, I decided I'd try it again, and it was a sucess. But the fact that I did it again, was dumb as hell. That's our story and we're stickin to it.
On a lighter note, Danielle and I got haircuts today,and we have senior pictures tomorrow. Another thing, The Simple Life is our new favorite show. They're our idols. I love them. The show.... it's hot.